OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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