I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
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We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
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mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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