They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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