Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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