oh fat girl friday strikes again...
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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