Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
we should paint friendship bongs
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