so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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