i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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