Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
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