so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Randomize
