It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
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I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
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What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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