uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I just pynch a tree in the face
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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