How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
where are you?
Hypothermia
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I'm at about main and main street
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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