is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
MIDGETS
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I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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