I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
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how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
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She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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