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• (979): View more from Texas

  i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.

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  wow. i have no words.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay

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• (917): View more from New York City

  He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..

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