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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.

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• (951): View more from California

  my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.

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  I'm romantic.

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours

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• (806): View more from Texas

  I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.

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  Did someone catch you and fuck you?

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.

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• (361): View more from Texas

  I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"

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• (212): View more from New York

  Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.

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