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• (260): View more from Indiana

  Are you dead

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  Yes

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  Oh man

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  Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard

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• (425): View more from Washington

  If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  She's allergic to latex.

  (678): View more from Georgia

  Lucky bastard.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?

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