Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
my liver is dry heaving
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