spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
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I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
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I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Someone came in the potted fern
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
A+ Viking dick
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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