and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
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He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
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i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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