Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
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you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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