it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
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and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
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I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
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