Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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