He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
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Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
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Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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