I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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