Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
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when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
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My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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