Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
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Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
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i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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