Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Randomize
