What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
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I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
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I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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