"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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