wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
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We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
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They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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