I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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