Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Randomize
