i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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