is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
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Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
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I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize