So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
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im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
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After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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