so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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