And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
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Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
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I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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