Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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