You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
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He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
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I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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