At least make sure they are 18
Why
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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