What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
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I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
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You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I am mentally ready for anal.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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