I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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