Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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