he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
I had to cum in my sink.
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