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Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
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Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
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Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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