We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
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If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
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I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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