Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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