All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
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Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
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Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
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