i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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