I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
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