Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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