Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
this boner is exhausting
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Randomize
