I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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