i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Dicks are not precious.
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