You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
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The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
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It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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