Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I have post one night stand depression
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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