Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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