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(518): View more from New York

i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno

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(904): View more from Florida

I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job

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(404): View more from Georgia

Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.

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(786): View more from Florida

you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you

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(501): View more from Arkansas

Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?

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(773): View more from Illinois

I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.

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(813): View more from Florida

Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?

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