They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
